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No: 2000

chris beale

Name:
Christine Beale

Age:
28

Occupation:
Graphic Designer

So, it's wedding bells at last, then?
Yes, after 10 years of courtship, Chris is finally sttling down to a life of wedded bliss.

10 years??! What took so long?
Er, pass.

So, tell us about her ideal man, then.
Tall, dark and handsome, with long hair ... but enough fantasising! The groom-to-be does have an air of Celtic mystery about him, though.

Welsh rarebit?
Well, you could say so ...

But what about the other Jon?
Who?

Bon Jovi.
Oh, that old flame ... we don't mention him any more.

Oops. Dropped a bit of a Major Clanger there, then?
You'll have the Soup Dragon after you if you're not careful, mate ...

So, will it all end happily ever after?
Well, with such a musical husband, it's certain to be a harmonious relationship.

Do say:
Beeeeer! Coooooool!

Don't say:
So, we can just get rid of these books, then?

Not to be confused with:
Caroline Quentin, Dawn French, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.